Health: Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably....

By Carebeareatu - 14/09/2013 05:42 - United States - North Richland Hills

Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML

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Carebeareatu 23

Sunday 15 September 2013 0:58

op here. I don't know why they did. I dont want to know why they did.

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roza043 14

Saturday 14 September 2013 11:56

Did she put her fingers in her woo-hoo?

jw90 18

Saturday 14 September 2013 11:54

Does she eat a lot of pickles?

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oG100 5

Wednesday 18 September 2013 2:48

This is more of a FML for her... lol

tonjean1 5

Friday 20 September 2013 4:23

That's just strange.

burritosrgood 12

Saturday 21 September 2013 8:27

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

burritosrgood 12

Saturday 21 September 2013 8:31

My brain was like: maybe she used the pickle as a ***** and I was like WTF BRAIN?

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