Miscellaneous: Today, my self-esteem issues got me jealous of Superman's hair.... - FML

By curseyousuperman - 01/04/2015 16:20 - United States - Conway

Today, my self-esteem issues got me jealous of Superman's hair. FML

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Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML

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Today, I have really big insecurities, and the ONLY thing I like about myself is my hair. I got it permed yesterday, and just now I used shampoo on it, and my hair is falling out. All 12” of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By RS - 17/03/2015 16:25 - United States - Delray Beach

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

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By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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By Boyufd - 30/07/2020 23:01

Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 00:01

Today, after years of being too self-conscious to do anything big with my appearance, I finally got an undercut. My best friend went on a rant about how I "ruined" how I look and now she can't be seen with me, because we "look mismatched together." Looks like I'm back to being self-conscious. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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SteamyPenguin 46

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:55

Just his hair? Of all his abilities, it's his hair you want?

Gesula 24

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:54

If that is so, then definitely don't compare yourself to David Tennant

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primadonna9396 16

Thursday 2 April 2015 2:23

Pfft, if we're talking about superhero hair, Thor's luscious locks are the only ones truly worthy of envy.

imcheap21 5

Thursday 2 April 2015 3:53

You could be jealous of robins hair Instead I mean just look at it, who doesn't want robin hair

levirudisel 8

Thursday 2 April 2015 4:25

Dude, I'm jealous of superman a hair.

hammonds92 21

Thursday 2 April 2015 7:10

Well his hair is pretty super XD

SadisticStephyy 21

Thursday 2 April 2015 16:37

Don't worry OP, I read the comics and I can tell you he just got a haircut. The curl is gone my friends.

barnacles 2

Thursday 2 April 2015 17:25

Envious, Not Jealous - Jealous is when you have something you feel someone will take away. Envious means you feel this emotion when someone else has a thing or a character that you wish to possess. And there ends your english lesson. Good Night

badgercheese94 16

Thursday 2 April 2015 19:51

Kinda lost points by not capitalising "English", mate

Based_Muhmd 12

Thursday 2 April 2015 19:21

Superman does have nice hair, though.

roxigrl14 8

Friday 3 April 2015 15:52

Don't sweat it.

WasabiG 11

Saturday 4 April 2015 5:23

Its not your self esteem issues dude. everyone is jealous of supermans hair!

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