I don't see how this is an FML, your roommate sounds like a genius. Toilet paper is expensive too, it was a slap in the face when I came to the realization after moving out for the first time that I do in fact have to pay money to wipe my own ass.

I like the way your roommate thinks.

Watch the fiber...either way what's the solution if one of you has the day off?

It's a good idea. You'll save a little on water and toilet paper and you'll be getting paid to do it if you're on the clock!

How is that a bad thing for you? I hate when people say something on this site complaining about it when it's not something to complain about like **** off and quit wasting our time. And your room mate is right btw, you save on toilet paper at home and you get extra breaks at work, tell me what you find wrong with that?

hey crapping at work means you get paid to do it.

Well he's not wrong

Home is where u can take the loudest ***** and got give a..well...give a shit XD

That is a good idea.

....That's actually a pretty good idea