Miscellaneous: Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train....

By haveahappyperiod - 04/10/2013 09:39

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By Shopgirl - 06/08/2009 13:14 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

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By unluckysamaritan - 15/10/2016 08:51 - Sweden

Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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By mugged - 15/12/2010 11:58 - Germany

Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

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Murilirum 23

Friday 4 October 2013 16:18

Ah bloody hell!

MirandaShaee 6

Friday 4 October 2013 16:18

Tricked ya!

Comments

MiMiLove96 10

Friday 4 October 2013 17:19

At least the got a good surprise! Maybe they won't steal another woman's purse :P

timmy257 8

Friday 4 October 2013 17:24

Could have been a female theft.

BerylliumSphere 3

Friday 4 October 2013 17:27

*looks for FML post that reads 'today I stole a purse from some lady. Thinking it was full of cash I was very excited until I opened it up and it was full of tampons' fml.*

yourmurderscenex 13

Friday 4 October 2013 17:31

I don't know why someone rich and famous would steal, 29! Let's ask Winona Ryder.. shall we?

pooldude 24

Friday 4 October 2013 17:32

Sounds like the FML of his life not yours

Gho5tk3y 17

Friday 4 October 2013 17:42

Lol that thief is gonna be pissed, Karma for him. Yls op, I hope the purse was a cheap one and you don't have a desperate need for its contents before you can resupply.

mohamed_H 21

Friday 4 October 2013 17:45

More like F*** his life!

militarybrat 21

Friday 4 October 2013 17:45

U win ma'am, you win.

jw90 18

Friday 4 October 2013 17:52

I can imagine the FML they'd post. Today, I stole a young ladies purse. I opened it thinking I'd find cash and fine jewelry. I didn't. It was full of tampons. Anyone need some? FML

BJA_fml 4

Friday 4 October 2013 17:56

Tomorrow, we will see an FML post that reads: 'Today I stole this chick's purse and instead of finding cash, credit cards, and electronics, all I got was tampons. FML'