By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
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WCARlover 34

Reminds me of the “I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness" quote:(

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abNormal62 23

Have somebody dial your number and see if the ministers's pocket rings!

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Matttis 7

It's your fault for going to church. Why would you do that?

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TallMist 32

Now, I'm not sure about how right I am about this, but... I think maybe, JUST MAYBE... The OP is religious.

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simsgirlgem 25

That happen to my mom only it was her purse luckily she got all cards canceled

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killer0689 20

I am sure the thief would have confessed his sin..

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dc2fresh 15

this is the simplest fml ive ever seen

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MrZsDad 19

Makes me wonder what is in your text snd browser history lol

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myeverydaymylife 21

That's the misconception people generally have; just because you go to church, it doesn't automatically make you a good person.

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DirtyCharmed 10

Shitty people go to church, too. Can't imagine why this qualifies as an FML.

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kishmobile444 16

My first pay check I got cashed, $150 ... it was stolen at church.

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