Health: Today, my parents told me not to wear headphones while mowing... - FML

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By ear ache - 19/07/2016 11:33 - United States - Olean

Today, my parents told me not to wear headphones while mowing the lawn, because the sound was too loud and could be bad for my ears. I assured them that it wasn't a big deal since I play drums and those are much louder anyway. They must have agreed, so they sold my drum set. FML

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KyoshiroT 32

Wednesday 20 July 2016 9:39

Well now is the time to move out.

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KyoshiroT 32

Wednesday 20 July 2016 9:39

Well now is the time to move out.

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