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By Ladieda - 28/05/2012 10:15 - Netherlands - Apeldoorn

Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By xolaurennnn - 22/05/2015 15:55 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML

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By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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Let it all hang out

By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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Fresh air

By Anonymous - 21/05/2020 02:00

Today, my parents actually kicked me into the back garden and made me sit outside for an hour so they could have sex without having to worry about me hearing them go at each other like a pair of 15-stone rabbits hopped up on Viagra. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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Kitchen Nightmare

By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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It's hot!

By joyf - 08/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 28 May 2012 16:24

It's their house, it's their garden, so it's their rules. Don't like it? Don't look.

tennisrapper1 14

Monday 28 May 2012 16:23

Hopefully your friends wont stop by today! Or the cops... FYL

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isamisis 9

Monday 28 May 2012 22:11

Where do you live. We are all naked

Cowgirl9999 8

Monday 28 May 2012 22:54

Don't look.! :)

sarahrocrocrocks 5

Monday 28 May 2012 23:10

thats just sick..

marit1997 4

Monday 28 May 2012 23:16

gatver !

BroadwayGirl16 6

Monday 28 May 2012 23:22

Umm... Awkward...

shaddol3lade 7

Monday 28 May 2012 23:35

Flee your residence

spittinGMINT 3

Monday 28 May 2012 23:54

Lmao I wana be old and senile :(

JasonLTR4 4

Tuesday 29 May 2012 4:42

You already are

brandon3747 16

Monday 28 May 2012 23:59

Well you do live in the Netherlands soo.......

Epikouros 31

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:18

That's not right! Dutch couples should be going to Ikea on the Monday after Pentecost (our last national holiday before December), and bore each other to death arguing over furniture. Gardening naked betrays an unnatural level of happiness and intimacy. Have you checked what they're growing in that garden?

Eiregal2 10

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:27

I'm failing to see the problem. if my parents choose to do this I would not mind, just as long as it was in their own home where no one saw. then again I'm very close to my family. not in a creepy incest way! we just tell each other everything and are comfortable in each others company

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