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By Ladieda - 28/05/2012 10:15 - Netherlands - Apeldoorn

Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By xolaurennnn - 22/05/2015 15:55 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML

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By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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Let it all hang out

By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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Fresh air

By Anonymous - 21/05/2020 02:00

Today, my parents actually kicked me into the back garden and made me sit outside for an hour so they could have sex without having to worry about me hearing them go at each other like a pair of 15-stone rabbits hopped up on Viagra. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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Kitchen Nightmare

By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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It's hot!

By joyf - 08/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 28 May 2012 16:24

It's their house, it's their garden, so it's their rules. Don't like it? Don't look.

tennisrapper1 14

Monday 28 May 2012 16:23

Hopefully your friends wont stop by today! Or the cops... FYL

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ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 28 May 2012 20:12

Be a little more supportive. Toss your dad some gardening tools.

Blue_Skies224 6

Monday 28 May 2012 20:41

Let's just hope your crush doesn't drive by.

the_shrink 2

Monday 28 May 2012 21:09

Switch their sunscreen with regular lotion, op. After they get heinous testicular and ta-ta sunburns they'll think twice about naked gardening next time :)

_overandout_ 10

Monday 28 May 2012 21:10

Oof, that post just made me picture MY parents gardening naked. Thanks for that :/

yourmurderscenex 13

Monday 28 May 2012 21:14

dont knock it until you try it.

bethanyjk 0

Monday 28 May 2012 21:18

you have close neighbors? haa

The_Big_Boss 20

Monday 28 May 2012 21:23

I don't see a problem here, unless the garden is in the front yard

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Monday 28 May 2012 21:38

Teach them a lesson and put them on YouTube.

_Peppermint_ 34

Monday 28 May 2012 22:07

Butt Naked

NorthernLights96 5

Monday 28 May 2012 22:10

Backyard hopefully...

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