Miscellaneous: Today, my parents called to yell at me for my self-esteem issues.... - FML

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By SadDolphin - 20/02/2016 03:14 - United States - Fairfax

Today, my parents called to yell at me for my self-esteem issues. My self-esteem issues were largely caused by being yelled at.

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