By unholy shit - 23/01/2012 22:33 - United States

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
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CuteDumBlonde64 11

What are 'Juggalos'? :(

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Sure. Let's go with that, #39.

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sadistmonkey 19

I don't think they boarded the fad wagon with that one...

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old09 11

God bless your heart I know how you feel.

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MyGrlzFly 4

Sorry OP that would suck, especially if you are not into that culture! No real words of inspiration here, sorry, slightly speechless! Lol

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PotatoBlankey39 2

For some reason, when I read this FML, I had a serious concern for your parent's parenting skills. I say you should run for the hills and file the paper work to be off on your own if your not 18.

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vannahbaby420 0

**** you dude don't knock it ti u try it and I don't care who dislikes this or whatever if u like it then u like it I'm a jugglette and if u don't like it u can go do something with your self because I don't care what u say unlike everybody else here my self esteem isn't based on weather I get likes or not because I don't care and good for ur parents at least they can have fun

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Do I even have to say it? I know we're all thinking it already.

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DocBastard 38

I tried it. And I'm knocking it. ICP is some of the worst noise-masquerading-as-music that I've ever heard. I'd rather listen to chainsaws in a clothes dryer than that shit. And for the love of **** please learn what punctuation is.

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youreprobablygay 2

You should probably just go ahead and kill yourself now.

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PerditaDessa 38

If you'd type correctly your message would be more likely to be received well. Not all 'los and 'lettes are idiots, so you can still be part of the group and show some form of intelligence. I realize you said that you don't care about likes, but when people claim to be 'los/'letts and communicate in the manner that you do it is hurtful to the entire group. The members of ICP aren't going to get any smarter, so it's up to the listeners to show some form of intelligence to help change the stereotype.

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bri_maselli 0

Okay, will you please tell me the significance behind claiming to be a juggalo.. What do YOU gain from being one?..

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chili10 18

Okay, all I read was Blah blah blah JUGALETTE! Blah blah blah I DON'T CARE! I don't care! I really don't care so don't talk crap because I don't care! Unlike you I DON'T CARE!

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chili10 18

^ Except I used WAY too many punctuation marks..

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

No way, Chainsaws in a Clothes Dryer! My favourite band! Alright, Docbastard! In all honesty, there are genres of music mainly or entirely consisting of noise, and I find it insulting to compare them with something as shitty as ICP.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Wah, wah... I'm a jugglette, wahh. Shush, clowwwn.

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ThogTheCaveman 7

Tried it. Hated it. Read the Encyclopedia Dramatica article. Quite informative. Recommended reading.

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TXjuggalo972 6

35, please think before you type... It looks like you banged on your keyboard

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The_Troller 14

35- people like you CREATE the stereotypes

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lizard399 0

I wonder, if this was read aloud would she ever breathe?

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The_Troller 14

Hopefully she'll forget to breathe and we won't have to deal with her

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lette4life959 10

All I gotta say is.... WHOOP WHOOP HOMIE!!!!!!! ;DD

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rashada94 1

omg best comment ever! At least someone has sense!

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steven1995 5

Mfcl juggalos are the bomb have fun at gotj

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AvikC818 8

I'm sorry OP. I hope you have already have or are planning to move away from them

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moop256 10

Shut the **** up you piece of shit hipster. I'll send you all to re-education/labour camps far far away... Like back in Congo...so many radios... So many >:'(

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The_Troller 14

OP needs to ask his parents how magnets work and see what they say

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hatchet27 0

Haha nice lyric drop

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lizard399 0

Yeah it's only the 100th one.

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Runninvegan 8

Haha did anyone see the guy on 1000 ways to die who dressed up as the clown and tried toruin their show?

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