Love: Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that I was the one. Not at...

By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 12:32 - Netherlands

Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that I was the one. Not at this moment though, he wants to see how far he can go with his best female friend. But once he's done with her, we can be together. FML

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You deserved it 1 896

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 20:42 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 3 226

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By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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You deserved it 6 725

By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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You deserved it 3 857

By LonelyOtter - 11/12/2018 14:00

Today, one of my female friends decided she wants a relationship with my ex. I told her I was fine with it because we've been apart for years and have been friends ever since. She then made him chose between being friends with me and having her as a girlfriend. I just lost two of my few friends. FML

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You deserved it 258

Not the one

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 16:00

Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML

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You deserved it 221

By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

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You deserved it 6 017

Time to skedaddle

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Queens

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML

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You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 06/11/2016 16:31 - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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You deserved it 1 458

Last dates

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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You deserved it 227

abbyade 21

Wednesday 17 February 2016 18:01

Dear OP, do not be the second best. You deserve better. He's a definition of an Asswipe.

peteto818 28

Wednesday 17 February 2016 18:02

You dodged a bullet, don't bother getting back together with him.

Comments

HoboMeth 33

Wednesday 17 February 2016 20:34

Forget dis asshole

Beepee04 10

Wednesday 17 February 2016 20:48

If he tries to get back with you you should say that you're trying to see how far you can go with your male best friend and see how that goes over with him.

chisty87 16

Wednesday 17 February 2016 21:06

God I hope he doesn't reproduce but if he does I hope his kids don't take after him

andrmac 25

Wednesday 17 February 2016 22:31

If he try's to get back with you tell him that he is stove, but you are not his pot to move to a back burner and then to the front at his will when he wants to fry an egg.

jefferyboss2421 6

Wednesday 17 February 2016 22:50

You deserve better he is the definition of fuckboy

Nat52482 25

Wednesday 17 February 2016 22:59

Tell the friend that he's more or less "wasting her time"

WriterB 3

Wednesday 17 February 2016 23:02

You...you kicked him in the dick after he said that BS right?

OhPuhleeze 23

Wednesday 17 February 2016 23:33

Why isn't there a "Good for you" button here??? I say you're lucky and in no way is this an FML. Please stop wasting time about that loser.

Jessika706 14

Thursday 18 February 2016 0:30

At least he's being honest and isn't cheating on you. People always complain that if ur gonna cheat just leave a person and that's what he's doing. So it's ur decision to stick around for someone who doesn't deserve you or live happily until someone new comes along.