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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 22:16 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 21:39 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML

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By Alisha-_- - 23/11/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2013 21:41 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML

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By biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2019 23:00

Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML

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By unKnown621 - 18/06/2021 11:01 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 07:59

Today, my boyfriend mansplained to me that because Loki likes both boys and girls, he’s bi, not gay. I’m bi, and my boyfriend knows this. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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Friday 31 October 2014 0:53

Did it count if you cheat with a bisexual guy ?

WallyQ 18

Friday 31 October 2014 0:53

You're better off without that thinking in your life

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iwanttogotoparis 26

Friday 31 October 2014 7:29

He deserved to get his ass dumped

martin8337 35

Friday 31 October 2014 7:53

That's like saying that it wouldn't count if he was cheating with a tranny.

keiNan_fml 35

Friday 31 October 2014 7:54

are you the one whose now ex- boyfriend cheated on you with a bisexul girl

worldclassrager 39

Friday 31 October 2014 8:36

Horrid excuse bi or not it's still cheating..at least have a better response than that

emmaaadotcom 20

Friday 31 October 2014 10:01

Thank God you referred to him as your Ex. No one needs someone like that in their life. Although hope you're ok OP!

WarrickAvenue 17

Friday 31 October 2014 11:22

For the record, I'm pretty sure it counts!

LuvNKisses4Eva 8

Friday 31 October 2014 12:21

Oh yep that sounds very reasonable. Wow, Be couldn't at least admit to his mistake? Sigh...

NeoCarmik 9

Friday 31 October 2014 13:54

Damn! Three cheating posts in a row!

RubyRed829 12

Friday 31 October 2014 15:59

You're better off single. What a douche.

buttersmom 14

Friday 31 October 2014 16:33

Yeah you can definitely do better than that. Don't let that one breed and spread the stupid.

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