Health: Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused,...

By Fatlady43 - 19/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 01:08 - Australia - South Yarra

Today, at my maternal grandmother’s wake, I decided I deserved a piece of cake as it had been a hard day. I was serving myself a slice when my paternal grandma caught my eye from across the room, making a “fat face” at me. She called out, loudly, “You don’t need it Pudgy.” FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By jace17 - 24/08/2010 08:34 - United States

Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because I need to "watch my weight." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my co-worker offered me sweets, then chocolate and then biscuits. Repeatedly. She knows I'm trying to diet for my wedding. She does this every day. FML

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By McChunky =( - 09/03/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert. As I had my chocolate cake in hand, I grabbed an extra slice of cheesecake for my mom because I knew she would like a slice. Upon returning to my table, a couple walking behind me commented, "See, that's why Americans are so obese." FML

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By FeelingFatastic - 05/01/2015 06:08 - United States

Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML

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By lilsis - 31/01/2010 05:38 - Australia

Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her no not really. Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML

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By Angryparent - 06/09/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML

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By Fatty1970 - 23/05/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 12:32

The FML here is that your niece is clearly retarded, right? I mean, surely you already knew you if you were fat or not, right? This couldn't be another one of those my-life-is-******-because-someone-told-me-I'm-fat posts. Of course not. It must be the niece-is-retarded thing.

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Tuesday 19 January 2010 14:52

All you people are seriously pathetic. Honestly. I'm fat. I'm not obese, but i'm 20 kilos heavier than I'd like to be. Why? Because I eat too much. My bones aren't too big. I don't have some disease. My legs aren't broken, i could exersize if I wanted too. Why don't I lose the weight? I try, of course. I don't want to be fat. Perhaps I lack determination. But let me get to my point. I don't ask for sympathy for being fat. I just ask not to have it yelled at me across the street from strangers. I mean I don't get on the scales, look at the number and expect a hug, but just because I'm fat does that mean I should be insulted on how I look by people I don't even know? The OP was merely saying she was upset that her neice hurt her feelings. The FML doesn't read; "Today, I ate a cake. I'm fat. FML." so stop acting like she clubs baby seals with orphans.

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xlostwithoutu 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 3:05

Aww sorry ... little kids are too honest, but they don't mean any hard feelings by it. If she's older, then she's just plain rude.

bigdickprick 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 3:43

honestly c(unt)janmer I really wished you would just stfu. this isn't a ****** political debate and you're not running a miss America pageant. this site is about shitty ass shit that happens. shitty situations. let it ****** happen. because that is funny, the point of the site. you however probably suck the life out of your family and friends. FTLs.

cjammer 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:37

Actually, my family and friends adore me because I'm a deep person, and I speak eloquently on topics that amount to more than just "OmgZ i"mmmm SOOO mazing cuz Immma gorgeous && THat GuY is SoooOOO HOTTTTT nn thats all I care abouuuuuuut", unlike some people here. I don't live superficially and I actually have a rational way of thinking. I don't suck the life out of them because I don't surround myself with idiots, therefore I don't feel obligated to constantly guide them regarding ethics. Nice spin-off on my username. What a clever little way of insulting me! Have you graduated middle school yet? Yes? Good job! What a big boy! I wish you would get a fork jammed into your throat. But that's not gonna happen anymore than me shutting the **** up. If you don't like intelligent discussion, don't read what I have to write. =]

xgymchickx23 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 3:50

cute kid

davidhasmorefun 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:51

all the fatties got upset today. hahaha. I have no sympathy.

EnaBoC 5

Wednesday 20 January 2010 6:05

You deserve it, for being fat.

iknowwhatyoudid 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 6:13

bahahaha this made my day! LOL

Wooddaver 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:34

yes, yes we are.

alvarel15 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 8:29

Wtf?! Who's here for an intellectual discussion? Why are people talking about surgeries? Share that shit with people who care about your personal affairs and don't have a SENSE OF HUMOUR.. this ****-MY-LIFE not I-HATE-HOW-INCONSIDERATE-SOCIETY-IS.. stfu BTW fatlady FYL :)