Maybe she's just dirty

Don't have sex with your new gf until he forgets.

Yay for over protective dads. I just wish some people understood it is normal for females to grow up and stop being children, *sigh* If my father did that, I would be so angry with him that I wouldnt talk to him and I would move out fast.

Reminds me of an old "Dear Prudence" letter where a bi guy started dating a girl (who knew he was bi already). She introduced him to her parents and realized her dad was a guy he'd hooked up with before he started dating the girlfriend.

Wow, I got confused here... I first read "hit me" and thought "dude, you hit your gf?" but nobody was voting 'YDI' so I read again and took a while for me to notice the "hit ON me" :p

This gives a whole new meaning. "If you ever try to hurt my daughter i will shoot you with my gun" .. Now OP has two guns to be afraid of

What I want to know is, whether this FML was written with post-coital regret or shock over having to turn down the weirdest proposal of one's life.

This is brilliant I love it.

oml

I was expecting some surprise butseks at the end of the FML. I'm glad it wasn't that!