Miscellaneous: Today, my mum called me down to help with something on her laptop....

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By Its Not Kitchen - 21/01/2016 13:22 - United Kingdom - Nuneaton

Today, my mum called me down to help with something on her laptop. However, she didn't call me by name, she first called me by my moved-out sisters name, before shouting "KITCHEN!". FML

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