Miscellaneous: Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told...

By Derps - 04/05/2011 09:11 - Denmark

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 11:01

Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By plaid_is_cool - 05/05/2020 05:00

Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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Control

By justwantedtounpack - 29/12/2014 04:55 - United States

Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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Revenge is sweet

By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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illmatic2 16

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:10

She deserves a high-five.

ImInABox 6

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:10

I scream, you scream. You screamed so she could have icecream!

Comments

OhSnap_NoWay 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:15

hahahahah really man it's not a big deal

jakeisawake 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:54

It's really not. Pack your shit up and creep into your neighbors' yards. Someone is bound to have wifi.

llCHR15ll 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:15

Yo momma so fat...

Focnr 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:16

No.

iLazy 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:36

She got more chins than a Chinese phonebook

Autoshot 9

Thursday 5 May 2011 4:55

she went on a seafood diet so whenever she sees food she eats it.

WhatsOpTic 11

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:04

62...that was epic

that_is_Nathy 9

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:16

I like your mom XD

CitrusGirl 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:16

You really threw a temper tantrum over this?

Garytt 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 20:43

internet = life

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 4 May 2011 23:02

I believe the correct phrase for this is nerd rage. Apparently Op's mom finds it as funny to watch as I do.

CitrusGirl 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:37

The amount of nerd rage caused by the Playstation Network failure... makes me want to laugh until I cry.

ceddyz17 10

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:17

oh god not the ice cream mommy

rainbowsncrap 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:20

thats not really an FML

mariazzz 5

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:23

oh well at least you still have Internet!

tanzanika 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:23

epic mom lol

immunizations 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:25

boy, I'd love to see you freak out if there was a power outage

My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:28

Geeze, how much of a spoiled brat are you that your mom knew you would throw a temper tantrum and storm out of the house just because the internet got disconnected (or so you thought)? Grow the f**k up. This behavior is unacceptable after the age of 7. YDI, OP.