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By Joanne - 24/02/2012 13:26 - Australia

Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

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By -___- - 14/09/2012 23:06 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

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By bleachingmykidsbrains - 01/07/2015 23:38 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 21:10 - United States - York

Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

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Serial skid marks

By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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Glittery letters

By Anonymous - 27/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 08:42

Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML

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How appropriate

By ohgod - 14/08/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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Terminally offended

By whicks1892 - 18/12/2021 16:58

Today, I bought a shirt for my 5 year-old, which said, "I tried to be good, but I take after my Grandpa!" I thought it was a cute joke, but my mother-in-law said, "So you mean his grandpa isn't good? And that's why your son isn't good?" Despite my husband adding, "She bought this shirt. It was a joke, mom" they're still offended. FML

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By Lisaaa - 27/10/2010 11:47 - Canada

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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vdjones 0

Friday 24 February 2012 16:07

Worse that Playboy found it appropriate to make things for 5 year old.

buck33 14

Friday 24 February 2012 16:03

Good luck in the future!

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at_1sexymofo 3

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:47

Playboy bunnies arent much older then her daughter anyway lol

jazzyjaz9998 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:01

I luv the playboy logo I hav lots of thngs w/ the bunny on them n I hav pillows shaped n look lik the bunny. It isn't really a big deal. It doesn't mean that u r goin 2 b a playboy girl or anything.

lilpowers 3

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:07

You know she hates you and your daughter when...

VampObsessed 16

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:53

It's completely appropriate. The child is way to young to understand what they mean and since they're pajamas nobody else will see them and be able to judge. There's honestly no problem here.

Awnonymous 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:32

Oh no she got little rabbits all over her sheets you ******* baby. If he had a bunch of **** all over her sheets maybe I could feel for you but for now I just hope you use the toaster in the tub a lot.

seychellesgirl 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 14:23

as long as she dont know what it means ans she thinks its a sweet innocent bunny let her wear them just... not in public

Daederoth 10

Saturday 25 February 2012 15:35

I don't see a problem here.

pixie4 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 15:51

Wow...just...wow

rubyliu8420 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:56

It's a pic of a bunny. I'm pretty sure it won't matter as long as she not looking at the magazine. You really need to relax!

ewa9633 6

Saturday 25 February 2012 21:07

Ah! I really want some sheets like that !

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