Health: Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw...

By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Rainbow92 - 19/08/2009 23:43 - Bulgaria

Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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Poisoning

By anon - 07/11/2012 23:28 - United States

Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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Grimmerie 31

Friday 13 January 2012 8:50

Twice the taste, none of the calories.

zingline89 18

Friday 13 January 2012 9:01

Does she call you a wasteful child every time you drop a deuce?

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xspongebobnerdx 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 2:24

Moms just suck sometimes

BullletProof 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 3:59

Tell her to eat it since she doesnt want it to go to waste ;)

audry1378 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 5:36

Aww that's horrible

nvo 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 7:13

Not much compassion there ... sorry OP

tantantheman 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 8:10

Haha queer!

destinygutierrez 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 17:23

Moms are never pleased -.-

mojjo21 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:32

Well that's so damn dumb that people throw up on purpose if you did, but damn mom if you were sick :D

vinathi 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 8:02

"Do you know what the poor children in Africa would do for your barfed up lunch?" "Not this again..."

BrysGirl27 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 23:46

Seconds anyone??:) double the yummy!

amanook 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:02

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