Kids: Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working....

By Drizztreri - 05/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Imperial

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:52 - United States

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 05:36 - United States - Mendham

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML

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By gunman - 20/10/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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By FailedSniper - 22/03/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having, I shot at him with the sniper gun I'd bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was OK. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

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By joey - 09/03/2020 05:00

Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By ThanksChris - 16/10/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

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By smarterthanmymum - 26/05/2011 09:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

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warsun 27

Wednesday 5 March 2014 11:36

Nah she was looking at you as if she was to stupid to be your mom.

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 5 March 2014 11:40

After getting shot in the leg with one of those while wearing thin sweatpants, I friggen wish they just shot air

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smithv171 17

Wednesday 5 March 2014 19:35

If she doesn't know what it is, why did she buy it?

simsimsalabim 1

Wednesday 5 March 2014 19:47

I would've shot at the ground in front of her and asked who's stupid now you self centered, condescending bitch!

calipilot227 16

Wednesday 5 March 2014 20:00

She sounds a bit thick...

Bioshockxs 9

Wednesday 5 March 2014 21:26

Should have shot her with one to show her and see how surprised she is then...

flapjax68 4

Wednesday 5 March 2014 21:43

Why the **** does your mom have an airsoft gun

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 5 March 2014 22:01

She just went full retard...never go full retard...

AmyRisa 5

Wednesday 5 March 2014 22:09

well in their defense you look like you have a cute ass

kalbrek009 20

Wednesday 5 March 2014 22:32

And your mother has an air soft gun for what reason, exactly?

CLT_420 13

Thursday 6 March 2014 2:02

Is your mom blonde?

rydin10 18

Thursday 6 March 2014 2:57

Why does your mom have an airsoft gun?

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Same thing different taste

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