Miscellaneous: Today, my mom decided to delete every one of my guy friends out...

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By anonymous - 24/06/2016 12:49 - United States - Southport

Today, my mom decided to delete every one of my guy friends out of my phone. she's actually crazy. her reason was that girls can't have more than one guy friend. now I can't talk to some of my closest friends. FML

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Elgrin 15

Monday 27 June 2016 23:09

Lock your phone or change the lock on it. She can't do that if she can't get into it.

lj19717 19

Monday 27 June 2016 5:25

Your mother is not good at parenting.

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superwhovian 16

Saturday 25 June 2016 3:33

Won't they text you at some point? This doesn't seem like a big issue unless they lost your number too.

lj19717 19

Monday 27 June 2016 5:25

Your mother is not good at parenting.

Elgrin 15

Monday 27 June 2016 23:09

Lock your phone or change the lock on it. She can't do that if she can't get into it.

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