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By the un-loved child - 28/07/2013 22:34 - United States - Salida

Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML

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By LoveMeMother - 20/09/2018 05:00

Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 22:28 - United States

Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 06:01

Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML

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By Noname - 01/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

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By Noname - 18/02/2009 02:52 - United States

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

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By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

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By SadSister:( - 11/01/2015 00:15 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

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PandaSmile 24

Monday 29 July 2013 2:40

I hope your mom was just kidding. If not get a cat and call it mom and declare your love to it.

kee_breezy32 34

Monday 29 July 2013 2:39

your moms priorities are mixed up.

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ThedaRose 15

Monday 29 July 2013 22:11

sucks to have to compete with a dog!

Vertetbrun 11

Monday 29 July 2013 22:20

Wait, we're supposed to like people more than animals? That doesn't seem right.

hynriech_lord 8

Tuesday 30 July 2013 8:33

Meg is that you?

mr_jack_meoff 5

Thursday 1 August 2013 9:35

Time heals all wounds, when she can't wipe her own ass tell her to get the dog to do it.

gatorgirl2669 6

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:07

um i think your mom might need to go lay on somebody's couch and talk some stuff out.. can we say issues?

jessnilla6456 1

Thursday 8 August 2013 21:46

My dad said his favorite kid was his "doghter" which is our girl dog. He said that a week after we got her. We have had her for 6 years. He he stills says it everyday.

bazookajoey 27

Wednesday 11 December 2013 2:18

Just tell her you love dad more than you love her anyway

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