By Zanovitch - 13/08/2013 20:19 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
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mealsonwheels 12

Well all the gay **** in your internet history probably isn't helping your case.

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Xotoolyxo 16

Tell the truth, always works out in the end

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Epikouros 31

Plot twist: you're actually hiding your desire to become an incestuous necrophiliac.

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jw90 18

Have you brought her home to meet them? That could be your problem.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Give her a TMI description of sex with your girlfriend -- that'll shut her up. Unless, if course, you still haven't had sex with her after a year of being together…in which case, either you might be gay, or your girlfriend might.

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Nyx_fml 23

Oooooh, because sex is the end-all of relationships, right? I'm glad we have you, such a famous relationship guru, to tell us these things.

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alex_gen 38

Or, or, OR! This might be out of the question, or you may have never heard of this. There's a new thing where two people don't sexual relations until they're married. This NEW thing is called Abstinence. Maybe he's a really strong, devout Christian. Maybe he wants to take things slow. Maybe he doesn't want to discuss with his mother of what he does in bed with his girlfriend.

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BodyMarks 4

sorry op your mother is a word I don't think i'm aloud to use but female and dog are words that might work.

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worldclassrager 39

Well if she met her that would make a difference...

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browniey 11

Well are you or are you not? If you are, nothin to be ashamed of just tell her the truth

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Guardian88 21

What are you doing that would make her ask such a question more then once apparently....???

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Someone has a craving for grandchildren. "My son has had a girlfriend for almost a year, and still no sign of babies. He must be gay!"

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