Money: Today, my husband received the "antique" samurai sword that he...

By juliearis - 06/07/2013 19:45 - United States - Westport

Today, my husband received the "antique" samurai sword that he bought on Craigslist with $399.99 of our money. He only shared my outrage at the waste of money when he opened the package, only to find a toy sword along with a note saying, "HAHA, TROLLED." FML

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Today, my husband brought home a machete. In the process of showing me a trick he learned, he managed to slice a nice big hole in our brand new very expensive sectional. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 14:00

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend bought me a sword from a TV show called Game of Thrones. He seemed disappointed at my reaction, since he spent so much money on the limited edition version. I've never watched the show, and I also have never had any interest in swords, so I don't know what he was thinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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He studied the blade

By Ryoichi - 17/09/2015 11:13 - Germany

Today, it was my dad's retirement. He is traditional Japanese, so I had custom-ordered a samurai sword from a traditional Japanese blacksmith with dad's name engraved on the blade in kanji script. He loved it, right up til my drunk cousin tried to use it to cut down a tree and snapped it in two. FML

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Accident waiting to happen

By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 21:00

Today, after my husband bought our son a sword for Xmas, sure enough, I found a stab mark in my living room wallpaper, and the sword now has a bent tip. My son denies everything and my husband claims I’m overreacting by yelling. FML

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Stolen valour

By Anonymous - 25/11/2022 02:00

Today, after my husband refused to donate to Children in Need because it’s a "waste of money", he came home with swords and shields so he and our son could "wage war in the garden like knights". I wanted to donate £20, the swords and shields cost £500 at least, but I’m the one wasting money. FML

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By moneycatious - 19/03/2012 23:50 - United States - Seattle

Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML

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Crime prevention

By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a sword under the bed, a proper sharp 'knight on horseback' sword instead of the typical baseball bat for burglars, I found this out after I was groping under there for a dropped earring and cut one of my fingers down to the bone. FML

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Rich people problems

By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 05:01

Today, I got a gift from my wife. It was a beautiful watch. The same exact watch I'd sold to our local jewelers for 6k. She bought it for 10k. When I told her, she said, "Hmmm, I thought it looked familiar." There goes 4K from our joint account. I could’ve thought of 4000 ways to spend that money. FML

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Quick buck

By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 20:01

Today, my husband sold a bunch of stuff from our garage to buy himself the latest Xbox. Unfortunately, the clown also sold the bicycle I don’t ride anymore. It was my nana’s vintage bicycle, with original wicker basket, worth several thousand to collectors. He accepted £80 for it on Facebook Marketplace. FML

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ZombieInConverse 13

Sunday 7 July 2013 1:14

There are those assholes out there that pull that shit. Sorry OP.

Kozmotis 8

Sunday 7 July 2013 1:16

Try to sue him for false advertising.

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cougar41 8

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:00

I'd take legal action against the scamming thieves

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:22

This is why there's plenty of warnings on the site about this, I would only buy locally from that site where I could go see it myself.

assassinbanana0 20

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:25

I wish your husband wasn't so naive about buying things on Craigslist. This is exactly why you should meet the people in person, and inspect what you buy before buying it. Especially something that expensive.

K410 18

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:27

Lol FYL since your husband uses Craigslist on the first place XD

Lumen94 10

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:40

Sorry that happened OP, your husband is still dumb though

kayteakay 26

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:58

I would be upset at my husband and doubly at the jerkface that sent you a fraudulent item.

redlizzybeth 25

Sunday 7 July 2013 6:16

If you payed with paypal then notify them and they will have your money returned. Either way I would still contact the police as this is a deliberate fraud. That is not trolled that is theft and grand larceny if it is over 250.

NoMore_CoolNames 14

Sunday 7 July 2013 6:28

I collect swords too. I have also experienced that, I feel sorry for him.

rokolodo 10

Sunday 7 July 2013 6:31

Wait, this is a real toy Samurai sword? If it was used by the kid of _Tokugawa Ieyasu the most powerful Samurai in 15 century Japan. Then you got a great deal.