Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

By FMLFMLFMLFML - / Friday 29 May 2009 17:52 / United States
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By  LiveLoveLife_fml  |  0

Um......no comment? Freak muchhhhh?

  MrsSarcasm  |  3

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found this hilarious. If it was a boyfriend I would laugh hysterically but if it's a stranger and a ONS I would be mortified (but laugh hysterically just thinking about it later)

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