By noname - 14/01/2009 06:33 - France

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML
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Tyler_Durden_fml 0

aw, come on, he's just trying to say that he doesn't care if you have strechmarks or not. you should be lucky with a guy like that.

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Kathrina_fml 0

I understand about the stretch marks making you feel self conscious. But... 'my little zebra' is really cute. Maybe the tone he said it in wasn't? I'd rather a guy accept all my flaws and make light of them to show me he doesn't care about them than secretly contemplate them. He sounds like he loves you.

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kharyll_1 0

Hopefully that porcupine took out your tire when he went.

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XanderJayNix 17

I actually think that's cute. Unfortunately, if it happened with me and my girl, she'd think it was too cheesy

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melissasquires 9

It's nothing to be ashamed of. I had a kid about 6 months ago and I kept my many stretch marks. Unfortunate as it is that they don't fade fast. Remember your a tiger who earned her strips..

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10showgirl 16

No, she's a zebra....

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sulitak 27

yeah at least he's not complaining. lol.

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tayloral3 6

Well shit, at least he said it in a nice affectionate way and not in a rude way.

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doglover100 28

You earned those stripes.

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XboxOneGodess 8

Omfg, that same thing happened to me, except I'm "Zebra Ass" :(

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