Love: Today, my husband bought me a big box of tampons. He claims to... - FML

By RayneWolf13 - 31/07/2013 06:31 - United States - Conway

Today, my husband bought me a big box of tampons. He claims to know when my period is about to start before I do. Sadly, he's right. FML

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RayneWolf13 15

Wednesday 31 July 2013 20:06

I'm not complaining at all. Haha its just sad how I don't even know when its coming cuz it never goes in order. I'm very lucky to have him! :) Also, he doesn't buy me chocolate because he knows I hate sweets so he gets me water and pizza instead lol.

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newburton13 26

Wednesday 31 July 2013 16:07

And you're complaining?

tacojauns 45

Wednesday 31 July 2013 16:10

He likes to know when he can have sex. What's wrong with that?

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AlWAYSN4EVR 13

Tuesday 13 August 2013 7:36

I don't understand why this is an FML. You're husband knows you better than you know yourself. Isn't that supposed to be a good thing?

thingsgowrong1 4

Thursday 22 August 2013 6:14

I love having that, its just one less thing i have to remember!

djsammyc 19

Saturday 23 November 2013 4:26

I would kill to have a guy like that!

clairesucks 37

Sunday 16 August 2015 18:34

Aww that's really sweet that he knows that much about you. Relationship goals right there!

weezypanda420 22

Tuesday 20 October 2015 16:41

At least he cares

AmeliaPond21042 20

Thursday 17 December 2015 21:37

Thats actually sweet of him... but maybe he can tell because of your mood? or maybe not could be another reason since i know periods dont affect my mood much.

itslaelae 17

Tuesday 3 May 2016 2:58

that's actually really cute

jedifan 3

Sunday 16 April 2017 4:47

Oh you have a lovely husband! :)

kevinsagirl2323 8

Friday 6 October 2017 21:47

how can this possibly be an fml? your husband is in tune with your moods and he bought you tampons. He sounds great.

lucasj23 11

Friday 30 March 2018 3:14

I don't get it.

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