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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 08:00 - United States - North Pole

Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML

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Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid, and my husband said, "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML

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By Maggie - 18/03/2013 19:38 - United States

Today, my husband woke up, rolled over, and said, "Good morning, beautiful." He hasn't called me that in months, but as I was about to reply, I realized he was talking to his pet turtle, not me. FML

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By Thanks Honey - 05/06/2013 15:08 - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

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day624 14

Tuesday 17 July 2012 17:02

Aw nuts! Thats something i would do! Laugh it off thats a funny moment!

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 July 2012 17:06

Were they near the Neanderthal Mountain Dew cans and the Paleolithic condoms?

Comments

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 22:20

Deezzz nuttz

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 17 July 2012 22:21

Maybe you need glasses.

Fmylife107 5

Tuesday 17 July 2012 23:19

Not all shells are fossils, if they are rock then they are!

ebfbruh 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 23:55

Woman

NoahEibon 11

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:34

Well, you two can share a laugh together!! :D

EricWill 1

Wednesday 18 July 2012 1:10

>implying shells are fossils

Breaker132 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 1:54

I understand it was a mistake, but I honestly cannot possibly imagine how a person can mistake pistachio shells with animal shells, let alone a fossil.