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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 18:16 - United Kingdom - New Malden

Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

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By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By Jessi - 21/07/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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That's nice, but…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

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Yeah, just blame me!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 11:02

Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML

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By Tree - 30/07/2010 11:34 - France

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

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Well done

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML

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You deserved it 3 145

By Pimp Daddy - 30/04/2017 20:00

Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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whiskeey 14

Friday 21 March 2014 23:42

How much did he offer?

VicRC 7

Friday 21 March 2014 23:43

Take the money and run!

Comments

itgetsbetter1 0

Thursday 27 March 2014 3:47

Take the money for your lawyer!

itgetsbetter1 0

Thursday 27 March 2014 3:49

Actually I'm jealous. When I caught my ex husband all I got offered was a sorry as excuse! FML

SwisserSweets 5

Thursday 27 March 2014 6:16

Fkn no shame bastard! Off with his head!

iAshelle 11

Saturday 29 March 2014 6:23

You are better off without him. Someone who will be faithful to you :)

covertamerica 11

Monday 31 March 2014 0:59

Negotiate a higher amount, and agree. Then leave his ass and buy ice cream and movies for your ladies. :)

LassiterX 8

Wednesday 2 April 2014 12:37

Are you divorced yet?

poopface82 18

Monday 7 April 2014 10:34

Hmph...is your husband Kobe Bryant by chance?

magnetic_aura 26

Saturday 20 September 2014 7:06

Accidentally clicked "you deserve it". Sorry, OP! Hope you took his money and used it to pay for a divorce attorney.

kenyrabit 25

Thursday 10 December 2015 4:36

...Sure, how's half in the settlement?

Tyrax 16

Sunday 21 August 2016 10:19

*snorts* With money from the joint account, I'm sure.

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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

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Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend, who is married with children. His wife found my number on his phone and thought that I'm my sister. Since then, she has been calling me non-stop, calling me a "prostitute" each time. FML

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Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

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Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML

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Today, my wife of 10 years bought me a bottle of wine, a wine rack, and a wine accessory kit for my birthday. She knows I don't like wine. FML

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Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML

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Today, my boyfriend made spaghetti Bolognese. He put the sauce with the pasta, in the water. FML

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