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By Anonymous / Sunday 26 September 2010 18:50 / Canada
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At least you know she's on a billboard for a college. Its better than seeing her on a billboard for something like people with an STDs.

Oh, well now every time you 'run into her' you can tell your friends how you used to date her. Try not to sound too bitter, and they might think that's cool.

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Would you like a cookie #1? On topic:Well now you know she is successful and doing well. Actually, I'm not sure if that would pay a lot if at all, but at least you can get girls that are good looking.

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Surprisingly, there's kind of a thrill when you get a "first." I've used the few times I've hit it to make a real comment, but I can see someone getting so jacked up that all they can think of is "First!"

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Plus you can't blame her #34, she was down on another FML how she never had gotten it before. I would be super excited too.

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Congratz! :) @17 She's not going: Omfgggghg I'm firsstttt in urrer faccee what now ahahhahabahalolqweety! So you stfu.

Oh, well now every time you 'run into her' you can tell your friends how you used to date her. Try not to sound too bitter, and they might think that's cool.

At least you know she's on a billboard for a college. Its better than seeing her on a billboard for something like people with an STDs.

You can point that out to girls you date. They'll begin to be so filled with insecurity and self-loathing that you will get laid often and vigorously. Don't let them know she dumped you for having a small, limp weiner. Make them figure that out for themselves.

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Why would I spend my life on FML if the OP had a small, limp weiner? Green_eyes, you really want to know ;) ?

YDI for thinking an ex is the love of your life, for giving 2 shits about whether she's in an advertising campaign or not, and for having eyes with which to see the advertisements.

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