Miscellaneous: Today, my grandpa took out the family for dinner and paid for...

By dummy - 22/05/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my grandpa took out the family for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turn around without thinking and give him a big hug and say thanks for dinner Grandpa. It wasn't my grandpa. FML

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By forthethreeofus - 22/07/2019 22:00

Today, I went to a nice restaurant with my grandfather, who kept telling me to be kind towards our waiter, as he was probably just starting his summer job. The same waiter who, as my granddad had probably forgotten, had brought us our food six months ago and was now standing four feet away. FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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By holymoly - 05/09/2012 06:12 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear..." they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML

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By the forgotten one - 30/01/2012 03:01 - United States

Today, my grandfather sent everyone in my family an email thanking them for the photo we got him. I'd bought the frame, edited the picture, and delivered it to him. All everyone else did was show up and complain while the picture was being taken. I'm the only one who didn't get a thank you email. FML

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By AsshatUncle - 30/11/2015 02:47 - United States - Tampa

Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML

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Cheers

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I spent all day at the hospital with my grandma for some tests. When I drove her back home she decided to thank me with $50. Knowing she is unemployed, I told her I couldn't take a whole $50. She replied with "Ungrateful, just like your mother", then took the money and left. FML

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Don't mention it

By PoorGramps - 09/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML

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By wtf - 10/01/2014 16:47 - United States - Delmar

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

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By moodyreallyrocks - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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Friday 22 May 2009 16:54

Yea we need more info... Was the guy you hugged a creeper? Did he somehow manage to get your number and has left 57 messages asking to continue what you started at the restaurant? Did he follow to your car and stare as you drove away? Did he cop a feel before releasing you? DETAILS PEOPLE

feesh 0

Friday 22 May 2009 16:56

thats awesome..but really hugging a stranger is not an FML..unless he was feeling you up of course.

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mattiscool 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:15

lmfao!!!! i did this twice before... so awkward

xoxolovemexoxo 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 7:32

33 I have done it before too

the_holy_one 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:23

#2, what the hell? xD

24788 6

Friday 22 May 2009 22:19

Who doesn't enjoy a free hug? Hopefully he checked for his wallet after you. Seems like you robbed your grandpa and you were looking for a new victim.

HEYbitch_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 22:38

Not an FML unless the thing you turned around and hugged was an angry velociraptor or something

blue16 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:12

I agree with #13 and #18

slitherysloth 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 0:50

#18 is right, nobody would come to this site if it just depressed them. People need to chill, it doesn't matter if the FML isn't horrible and life-altering, I don't even care if the FMLs are fake or not, as long as they're amusing.

abbydolores 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:42

HAHA! Today my friend was singing this song and I turned around to finish what she was singing and turns out she left and I ended up singing to some random kid in my class :D kinda the same, right? LOL, I love doing embarrassing things in front of strangers.

dashaka 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:51

For the record, anyone can write whatever the hell they want as long as they think its an FML. Didn't your mamma ever tell you if you don't have anything nice to say don't say it all? And you know what all you little annoying jacks, you have no right to disrespect anyone else. You don't know the person and you don't know anything about their story other than what they are allowed to write which is limited. NUMBERS: 17, 21, 22, 23, 25, 26, 27, 30, and 32 don't bother commenting if its hurtful or irrelevant to the story. Get a life! Your life is ******! If your self esteem is so low that you take some sick and twisted pleasure in bashing other people, then seek psychiatric help. Word