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By Rawr - 01/08/2010 10:38 - Switzerland

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

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By UglyFace - 30/11/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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By :^( - 07/12/2013 17:30 - Bahrain - Isa Town

Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

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By damnit - 11/09/2010 20:46 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "so when are you getting that nose job?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By David - 11/10/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 14:22 - United States - Big Lake

Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2016 03:44 - United States - Arcadia

Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

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PhillyFox 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:24

If you didn't think there's a problem with your nose, then why are you so bothered? All that matters is if YOU think it looks fine.

jordonisawesome 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:22

At least she's willing. I say go for it OP.

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Tauren 0

Monday 2 August 2010 19:59

Your nose must he HUGE. Your Grandma is awesome, get the nose job. You will probably look better.

tomoturtle 0

Monday 2 August 2010 20:29

You Jewish? :)

FarSide 22

Tuesday 3 August 2010 2:52

So don't get your nose out of joint.

horridromance 7

Saturday 19 March 2011 19:47

ask for a boob job;)

Viviantb 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 4:27

Tell her that you would pay her to get a boob job

vicgeo92 4

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:26

And now you probably spend all hours of the night looking at it at of angles, right? Gotta love your grandma but she's just probably grinding your gears. I wouldn't worry about it. If you like your nose, then it's fine.

nicholasj96 9

Wednesday 4 September 2013 18:05

Take the money, and get something nice for yourself .

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