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By Unemployed - 21/09/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, my grandma picked up the phone. It was a man asking to speak to me. Instead of giving me the phone she decides to hang up on him, thinking it was some guy trying to "get with me." It turned out to be the call I've been waiting all week for... a call from a huge company about a job offer. FML

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By Wrong number - 25/02/2022 21:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a call and was offered a position with a company that I really wanted to work for. I just had to wait a week to confirm that everything was good to go. Ten seconds after ending the call, they called back and said that they'd called the wrong person. The offer was for someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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By tazthespaz - 29/12/2016 03:18 - United States - Comstock Park

Today, a telemarketer called my house phone and asked for my grandpa. We were in the middle of having his wake. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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By badgrandchild - 16/03/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2016 19:01 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML

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By panther of the desert - 02/05/2012 21:58 - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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By fuckthat - 18/02/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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Monday 21 September 2009 23:11

Ow Why do you live with your grandma anyway? Parents are where its at

jonnymohio 2

Monday 21 September 2009 23:16

Had an elderly aunt living with us. She was forbidden to answer the phone. Set up the same parameters with your grandma, unless she's paying the bills.

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VraelVhalen 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 5:03

And how old are you? dont let your grandma answer your phone jesus christ and even if it was a man trying to get with you, how is that her ******* business?

genius_man16 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:29

You should **** her up, not only because she (potentially) cost you a job, but because she thinks it's her business to keep guys from "getting with you". I mean really, is it against the law for you to have a BF? Unless you told her to do that, which would be stupid.

erikjg82489 0

Friday 25 September 2009 4:15

you fail. for not using your cell phone.

thisissparknotes 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:54

i wouldn't let your potential boss know that you still live with your grandma....

locolouis 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 6:06

old people.....

hatedhatedhated_fml 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 6:02

#66 profile pic FTW

ConradDavid 1

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:47

I would tell her to make me a sandwich then to got the **** out of my house... or her house whichever one applies is the one I would use

Bullheard 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:39

i know how you feel but i hope dhe atleast appologized., my mom didnt and said "oh well" and to this day still bitches at me for not having a job.., i dont live with her..