Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As...

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

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By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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Sunday 6 March 2011 23:31

The situation........ *puts on cool glasses" ......at hand. YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 6 March 2011 23:27

Awkwarddd!!

Comments

Shankillbutcher 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 7:34

Smooth man. I'd do that

gnosiso 0

Monday 16 January 2012 3:57

People congratulate you on your handjob... I want to know why your mom talks to you in the bathroom

mastreflm 4

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:40

Lock the door next time!!!

yungbri 0

Monday 27 February 2012 21:00

Omg that almost happened to me cuz we were cuddling under the blankets and I was stroking it and stuff and she say down right next to us lol

bieberfreak18 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:33

Situation at hand ... LOL

fyredancer911 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:35

Pobrecito *rolls eyes* but funny, nonetheless.

jwp0211 17

Thursday 26 July 2012 2:53

Heh,at "hand"

heyyyaubrey 9

Monday 20 January 2014 23:30

a handjob in the shower...is she like 12..?

derpy_batman 4

Monday 3 February 2014 14:51

DON'T HAVE SEX WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARE AROUND. geesus

pugpuggy 21

Saturday 29 November 2014 16:57

Situation on 'hand'?

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