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By Connor - 08/03/2016 19:46 - France

Today, my girlfriend's dad has his 'overprotective father' down routine perfect. He gave me the "upset her and I'll hurt you" speech, then pressed play on a DVD and calmly left the room so I could watch security footage of him wrestling a wild bear in the woods… and winning. Damn. FML
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TMO2142 25

the door is over there. that pun is unbearable

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syki 22

Some people might take a polar opposite view on this, but I don't think you should reply to a pun with the same pun.

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JosephKorso 15

Honestly, I'm surprised that puns are being so welcomed in this FML. Bear in mind, that they normally get downvoted to oblivion.

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sadistmonkey 19

There will be a grizzly scene afterwards if the OP crosses the girlfriend's dad.

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ImTheAlpha 30

Hopefully OP can escape with just a black eye.

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Shay_Shay97 23

I laughed so loud when I read this comment. You sir, deserve a medal. That's the best comment I've read so far on this site.

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Swandive235 27

Is he trying to date Putin's daughter?

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a3gab 17

Op if you want advice don't break her heart or I assume her bigshow dad will break yours

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MitchRapp 20

If her dad lost the fight it would have been Iim-bear-issing.

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shiba10 26

What are you even trying to say? HAHA

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JosephKorso 15

Well, at least you know what not to do.

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PuckYouToTheFace 24

So you're dating Putin's daughter?

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mswim 27

A French guy winning at something? Astounding. Where was he when they really needed him lol.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Don't hurt her and don't be a bear. Simple, really.

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