By zzarzzur - 22/05/2015 06:55 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML
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lysx84 24

I often wonder how people discover such talents. I suspect far too much free time...

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Attacksloth 33

Imagine down the road if she gets pregnant. "HONEY, DON'T HAVE A COW!"

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kurodansei 16

others seem not to. but i find humor in this comment

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bsums203 13

Just imagine how kinky you guys can get. You are a very Lucky man.

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adam040802 6

I can never look at milk the same way now...

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kewpiesuicide 29

People are into the craziest things. In the grand scheme of things, shooting milk out of her cha-cha isn't really a big deal (besides a few health concerns). She may have overshared but maybe she thought that you would find it sexy. Squirting is a very common fetish and she found an interesting way to simulate it.

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_Peppermint_ 34

That's gonna call for a major yeast infection!!!

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mergeterge 24

Yeah, it honestly doesn't sound healthy at all!

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worldclassrager 39

Personally I think a week in that's a bit too quick...maybe toning it down wouldn't be a too bad idea...

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bnbhimp 10

Don't give her a creampie. I suspect it's hard to clean off the ceiling.

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Dramori 29

Be happy, plenty of people will pay to see something similar... Like in Thailand.

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WolfAvenge 22

I'm curious how this conversation happened; "you like that? I'll show you something you'll love if you get me some milk and a turkey baster~"

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