Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous,... - FML

By con135 - 13/01/2015 01:16 - United States - Farmingdale

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

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con135 12

Tuesday 13 January 2015 15:38

Needless to say she still makes fun of me for this, when she asks me for something she will say something like,"can you firmly grasp that soda and hand it to me?"

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Obito_Rocks 6

Tuesday 13 January 2015 8:06

I'm hoping it didn't end up the way it did on the show, anyway.

toxicLover28 19

Tuesday 13 January 2015 8:06

Spongebob lines are great and catchy.

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carlfirebolt 27

Monday 11 May 2015 6:59

can you feel it now ?

Man_of_Manzanas 9

Wednesday 5 August 2015 0:23

How is this FML?

TheBlackXRose 13

Monday 11 January 2016 13:56

congrats on a low IQ and making it go even lower. that show is pathetic

jairolover 25

Wednesday 22 June 2016 23:18

LMFAO

Kelnyquist 22

Thursday 27 October 2016 7:25

... are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?

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