By con135 - 13/01/2015 01:16 - United States - Farmingdale

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML
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Needless to say she still makes fun of me for this, when she asks me for something she will say something like,"can you firmly grasp that soda and hand it to me?"

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Obito_Rocks 6

I'm hoping it didn't end up the way it did on the show, anyway.

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Bazinga90 12

Tell her that her grasp isn't tight enough and she should try using her mouth. Haha.

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pablosm 1

I guess I could ask "Are you feeling it now?"

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LUFT 12

"Firmly grasp it in your hand." "FIRMLY GRASP IT!!" Hahaha she's a keeper ;p

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jlujan00_fml 9

Oh come on, that's funny!

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bloodwraith96 16

Well there is no bigger turn off than thinking of their voices...

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urake 10

That's pure awesomeness dude I need to try the line next time just for laughs

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snoopcatt_fml 10

Any awesome person would have laughed at that too

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marley1005 6

if she still recognizes lines from spongebob - she's too young bro.

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