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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 08:17 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 17:50 - Netherlands - Lelystad

Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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ChrissiPumpkin 10

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:30

Your girlfriend seems like a bitch. Tell her to go find a sweaty lumberjack, then go find a girl who actually respects you. >:T

LanaToTheTA 13

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:29

Aw u sound sweet! Lol

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Nolank804 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:28

Man up you walking ******. Grow a backbone.

Jirekianu2 19

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:34

She knew who you were when she started dating you. Tell her to shove it and that you are who you are. The less you give a **** about her unfair complaining the more happy you'll end up

fez667 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:47

you make me sad for our gender op...

kickblocker 18

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:53

hopefully he doesn't cry when he sees how many people voted YDI

eatpussy 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:55

Wimp.

eatpussy 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:00

You my friend need a nice big cup of man the **** up

texas_redneck88 10

Sunday 18 September 2011 1:12

Agreed

stephanieeDawnx 0

Friday 4 November 2011 3:57

A I told the other guy. You need a nice big cup if shut the **** up.

gatorkiss 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:11

Sounds like you need a prescription of Man the F up

Brooding99 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:14

And you started crying? Wow, kiddo, I have to agree with your girl... and wonder how she's still your girl...

heylesha 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:21

this made me giggleb

uKNOuLOVEit 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:29

awww find a nicer girl

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