By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 16:19 - United States - Memphis

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML
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Andoria 16

That's terrible. Cut her loose. Always more fish in the sea.

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MyCommentsSuck 21

Well you did just refer to her as your gf, not your "now ex-gf"

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molleyla 7

Well you did say girlfriend and not ex girlfriend!

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gabwielle 8

This probably will get thumbs downed but what if the girl was joking and got scared from being yelled at and the guy took it seriously? Idk just a thought

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Zebediabolical 39

I find that there is nothing so serious that it can't be joked about. Period.

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djstiv3 15

in a similar sitchiation here bro. sept we dont talk as much and i think imma just let her go. and women say its "hard to find a nice guy".... christ, its hard to find a decent girl...

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Domonator 16

I can't even joke about this. Lose that loser immediately.

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Durantye 8

The one thing she did right was tell you about it. Even though cheating for 2 months straight is a bit... Anyone that admits to cheating on a regular basis and expecting the relationship to work out is beyond ignorant.

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AshOfPalletTown 12

How can people cheat ? When I can't even get a gf :(

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12121314cm 8

Well based on your name, it sounds like there`s a lot of wood in ur town

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infinitemonkey 21

Sorry, man. You will be tempted later to accept whatever the next psych job she tries. Be strong. There is someone better out there for you.

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