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By Alejandroc - 20/01/2012 01:46 - Honduras

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

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You deserved it 3 464

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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You deserved it 8 137

By dieders - 12/12/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML

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You deserved it 674

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 06:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 246

You deserved it 2 374

By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML

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You deserved it 50 943

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By broke - 05/05/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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You deserved it 5 218

By Thanh Quang - 31/01/2011 05:58

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

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You deserved it 14 795

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 941

You deserved it 2 772

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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You deserved it 3 862

By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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You deserved it 8 691

Climaxx 11

Friday 20 January 2012 8:34

If she broke up with your over a message, probably the best $1 you've ever spent.

tennisrapper1 14

Friday 20 January 2012 8:39

Damn! She basically robbed you of 4 gumballs!

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brendan22 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 7:10

Your life Sucks

wriptidez 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 10:46

trust me its the best dollar u ever spent.. when u meet ur future spouse you will ewmemner i told u this

kittySplash 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 5:37

Guys come one she's Not a B maybe it wasn't working out every one gets dumped and she should of told you in person

Darklord53 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 8:54

YDI for having a shitty phone plan. I'm kidding of course. It'll be alright. You can do better anyways.

JohnnyScene 7

Monday 23 January 2012 20:25

ur girlfriend cost u $1 ur wife will cost u a hell lot more!

Parisgirl34 12

Friday 1 June 2012 1:50

OMG i feel so bad for you!

bubblesandbs 2

Sunday 21 October 2012 6:33

mensajitos por cobrar, porque pagaste esa mierda? jajaja

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