By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 296
You deserved it 3 863

Same thing different taste

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Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?

Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?

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She probably wanted to break up for a while and this was just her (dumb) way of finally getting to it. Sucks either way man, good luck with that.

If she breaks up with you because of an awkward fart... Shes too young for you bro.

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Thats why you should date cool girls you are comfortable farting around and vice versa.

wow, real strong relationship you had going there

What? Why would someone break up with someone over something like that! Try saying that ten times fast

she must of been so embarassed that she had to break up with you.