Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian... - FML

By feenix89 - 09/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML

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feenix89 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 6:03

yeah, she goes through phases where she says she's Christian. We dated for about a year, we started dating and she sat me down to ask if I was a Christian too. We had sex 3 weeks into our relationship, and then for another 9 months, and we stopped to 'get closer to God' And I also think it was around that time she started nailing my friend. And she still has yet to understand why I don't want to talk to her

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JJBADGE10 7

Wednesday 17 October 2012 3:58

It's not religion it's her

vvtumblesbee 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 3:17

Thank you #22 (and #23). I can accept the fact that there are people here who are angry at people who are hypocritical and use religion to their own means. But I can't accept some of these comments people are making about "don't date religious people," "screw religion," "don't date Christians," etc. I myself am Christian, and I am angry at the hypocrisy as well. I have had two serious relationships; I found out I was being cheated on after four years in the first one, and I have been in my current relationship for four years. I have never cheated, and have never thought of cheating. If you truly believe in a higher power, you don't try to manipulate that power into what is convenient for you.

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ZielZone 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:20

You should have asked your best friend how it feels to have sloppy seconds and if he liked the taste of your deposits!!

fyredancer911 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:17

Oh, she sure is pious. By the way, you misspelled a bit. There need to be a couple "ex"s in there somewhere.

mkcherry 14

Sunday 9 June 2013 10:02

She sounds like she's confused as hell about her relationship with God since she's having so much premarital sex with more than one guy at a time. She might genuinely want to be a Christian and but isn't reedy to commit to the lifestyle in any meaningful way. I don't think she should be dating anybody if she doesnt know anything about herself. Maybe you should try dating someone agnostic or atheist or whatever your actual belief system is so that it doesn't always lead to break ups!

WickedFan 12

Friday 6 December 2013 23:18

She doesn't sound like a good Korean (don't trust the b---)

ChampHero 27

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:14

She must be really confused.

Bubblezx 12

Wednesday 20 July 2016 8:05

Yeah sounds like modern Christians. Religion is only used when convenient

NOTaVirginMojito 18

Monday 30 July 2018 17:56

Would’ve been real bummer if he was Jewish.

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