Today my girlfriend asked me to babysit her sick, aged dog while...

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By Door mat - 08/06/2017 04:21 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today my girlfriend asked me to babysit her sick, aged dog while she goes vacationing with another man. Yesterday she chose the time during a doctor ordered interview assessing my mental health to inform me of this holiday plan. FML.

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Cobain Taylor 7

Wednesday 21 June 2017 8:43

Bro this some questionable shit that your girl is doing

Leeono 26

Monday 12 June 2017 13:35

So say no. You have no obligations to who should now be your ex.

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Leeono 26

Monday 12 June 2017 13:35

So say no. You have no obligations to who should now be your ex.

Mynxie 26

Tuesday 13 June 2017 6:37

That fact you are OK with her going on vacation with another man is just pathetic on your part.

Cobain Taylor 7

Wednesday 21 June 2017 8:43

Bro this some questionable shit that your girl is doing

fde2blknimout 18

Thursday 29 June 2017 13:38

Ummm say hell no

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