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By melonhead - 14/01/2010 08:46 - Australia

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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By joe1234 - 17/07/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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By whatislife1969 - 08/09/2017 10:00

Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML

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By What the fuck, son? - 11/05/2013 16:21 - Netherlands - Amerongen

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

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You deserved it 7 835

By Nothingonyou - 08/09/2010 07:35 - France

Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML

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You deserved it 3 316

By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML

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You deserved it 6 331

By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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Thursday 14 January 2010 16:04

you have awesome friends

WONDERWB 2

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:08

The visual is quite amusing.

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Kitsukami 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:17

Plan for revenge: Try breaking a cantelope on your friend's head. :3

roseyredcheeks 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 14:51

baha;; jackass needs some material like that. xD

erjaguam 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:48

and you still manage to call them friends????

immaPERSON 0

Friday 29 January 2010 22:47

Dude... get better friends.

tohaveandtohold 0

Monday 26 July 2010 8:00

that's really messed up, they could have seriously hurt you.

bms1996 12

Friday 8 July 2011 6:34

well those friends sure are keepers

Challenger92 0

Friday 9 December 2011 22:59

hahaha is there any video of this???

thelostking509 3

Monday 9 January 2012 9:49

U should try n break a cocanut on there head I'm jus say

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 10 May 2012 13:25

You could eat it afterwards. Just prank them back, but something much better...

awsomasharpi 10

Monday 22 July 2013 5:34

Lmfao, this guy's name is too funny.

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