Miscellaneous: Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl,...

By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

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You deserved it 4 475

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 64 289

By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

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You deserved it 85 537

Fake it til you make it

By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 18:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 142

You deserved it 1 076

By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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You deserved it 21 420

Close enough

By Anonymous - 29/07/2010 18:24 - Canada

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

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You deserved it 7 018

Clout chasing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 586

You deserved it 47 185

By BetterThanFake - 13/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML

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You deserved it 51 560

By cupcakemonsteryu - 08/02/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

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You deserved it 7 494

Legit

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I tried convincing my friend that his casual long-distance girlfriend, who won't meet him and never video/voice chats, is in all probability a guy catfishing him. He refuses to listen to me because her Facebook profile looks "legit". She only has one profile picture and her friends list is full of bots. FML

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You deserved it 117

We are legion

By Lennie Mcfish - 26/09/2019 20:01

Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML

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You deserved it 570

Ranoona 0

Monday 2 November 2009 16:17

that's sad yet funny at the same time:P.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 2 November 2009 16:07

Imaginary girls gone wild... I like where this is going...

Comments

Byrnevictim 0

Monday 2 November 2009 17:54

If you think your "friends" were trying to make you feel better. Then you are one pathetic piece of shit. They were making fun of you, because your a loser.

Exiro2 0

Monday 2 November 2009 17:59

This.

99MDC 0

Monday 2 November 2009 18:37

As long as your friends wernt doing it to be mean, that was nice of them. At least they care!

CruNKmONKey 0

Monday 2 November 2009 18:55

Ok if u said yes... To a girl u don't know.. FYL on the bright side I bet u felt a little better.. For a sec.

DJ_Grim 0

Monday 2 November 2009 18:56

Get off your ass and go meet people.

sandrasavage 0

Monday 2 November 2009 19:00

qft

coolsteve 0

Monday 2 November 2009 19:02

ydi for being a loser. get off the internet and go outside maybe then youll get one

jonny2x4 0

Monday 2 November 2009 19:03

Was she at least hot?

john_bell 0

Monday 2 November 2009 21:07

That question is so irrelevant it interests me.

twiggly 0

Monday 2 November 2009 19:11

I agree, stop being a loser OP. to be honest it's not difficult to get a girl to like you. I've seen some weird match ups. you just need confidence, something we can all see you don't have here!