Health: Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying...

By Stephanie - 14/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

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By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML

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By I can't throw ;-; - 31/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML

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By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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By jackelking - 25/05/2009 08:33 - United States

Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML

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By Eponine13 - 05/06/2019 22:00

Today, I thought it would be fun to climb a tree. My older sister also thought it would be fun to set the tree on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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Karma

By Loser - 08/06/2018 01:30

Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML

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Move!

By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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Thursday 14 July 2011 23:33

And that, my friends, is why planking is a stupid idea.

guitgod1 11

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:45

sigh....Planking needs to stop

Comments

Ambaayyy 8

Friday 15 July 2011 5:30

do you even know what planking actually stands for!? look it up! it's disrespectful!

andilynn55 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:38

it's fun but make sure the branch is sturdy smartass

Brolik316 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:40

amen black belt

Stormynightmare 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:42

Thats natures way of saying you're a dumbass for planking.

KLuff 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:45

A few more of these mishaps and planking will be a thing of the past. :D

Brolik316 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:51

amen black belt amen

XxToriwolfxX 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:55

Planking sometimes causes death, as these "planking" morons want to impress their friends so much, they'll ******* plank on the ropes of a rope bridge, or on a very tall building. Also, it looks stupid as ****. "Look at me! I'm so great at lying down!"