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By nomoredoritosforme - 09/03/2016 07:13 - Australia - Prospect
Today, my friend slept over. She went to the toilet so I hid ready to scare her. She flushed but didn't wash her hands, so I asked her why and she responded "I didn't need to, I was changing my tampon". She then decided to eat the Doritos I bought without washing her hands, licking them clean. FML