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By idiot friend - 29/04/2016 03:38 - United States - Hartfield

Today, my friend called me to see if we could play with an oijia board next week when we hang out. The second I hit enter on Google for them power went out, the TV stopped working and my dog shakes when I pick her up. Guess who's probably possessed by a demon. Fml

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Friday 29 April 2016 14:36

Well I'll be damned

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Friday 29 April 2016 14:36

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