Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Today, my family, grandma included, took some time to discuss...

By Uh_Oh_Bro - 24/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Annandale

Today, my family, grandma included, took some time to discuss whether or not olive oil is a suitable substitute for lube. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fuck no - 22/08/2015 10:18 - India - Kollam

Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

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By Dilly - 10/10/2010 20:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 08:18 - Australia

Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML

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By for fuck's sake, gran - 25/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Bainbridge

Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML

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By um... what the fuck, miss? - 02/08/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 14:01 - Colombia

Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

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By Rashbeard - 05/01/2020 01:00

Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML

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By JJMan217 - 29/03/2011 06:28 - Canada

Today, I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put you in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper for a week. FML

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By Metime - 05/11/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I ran out of my usual hand lotion that I use for 'me time'. I instead decided to try and us my after shave lotion as a replacement. Apparently, my member doesn't agree with one of the ingredients, and has now swollen to the size of my fist. FML

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Monday 25 July 2016 10:09

Well, no, because oil degrades latex in condoms. Unless you're not using condoms, in which case it's fine, but might stain the sheets. Best to avoid it.

BlackHawkSavior 28

Monday 25 July 2016 9:59

Well... enlighten us, is it or is it not?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 26 July 2016 4:56

Bad for condoms. Bad for a woman's ph balance.

Elgrin 15

Tuesday 26 July 2016 10:39

Spoiler alert: it is.

beef_weezle 13

Tuesday 26 July 2016 16:33

For anal sex without condoms it will work just fine if nothing else is available. It will make a gawd awful mess though...

annalily5 28

Tuesday 26 July 2016 20:30

Maybe for anal, but otherwise sounds like a potential yeast infection.

minagiv 11

Wednesday 27 July 2016 3:51

It's good for handies, but you end up craving fried chicken afterwards.

Grisha_fml 18

Wednesday 27 July 2016 4:50

we are all waiting OP, you've invested time in this discussion and we all want to know, is it really?

Grisha_fml 18

Wednesday 27 July 2016 4:54

gosh guys, why are you making everything sexual? They were discussing if it can be used to lubricate door hinges so they won't squeak. SMH...

booperdooper222 10

Wednesday 27 July 2016 19:39

Onision wtf!

booperdooper222 10

Wednesday 27 July 2016 19:44

Sorry I meant onion boy

frontmanmike 14

Tuesday 2 August 2016 10:00

Only if there are no condoms. For bareback work? Sure, it's organic and all that good stuff.

acidbeastmode88 4

Friday 12 August 2016 20:20

your Grandma sounds like a legend

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Same thing different taste

Thanks mom

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