By fatty - 03/08/2010 22:37 - United States

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
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MarkerofMagic 0

haha mean sister but good movie.

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FailVader 0

you shoulda said, " if you talked less, maybe YOU would get a date."

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Andreas2402 0

Little kids... they don't mean it like that.. or do they?

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Lilac_Luvs_Yew 0

but...Gloria is freakin awesomeeee!!!!!!

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janellebreezy 0

hiiiilariouus(:

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lgs25 0

lol wow ur sis thinks a hippo is better looking than you

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surfingthrucity 3

Hey, that could be a compliment in disguise! "IF you were a hippo.." Also, isn't the word spelled *chunkiness?

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Zelda210 0

Maybe she meant you are skinny? She said "if you WERE a hippo", maybe implying that you are skinny yet also forever alone? xD

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